One Eff Geof's Odd Creations 2017 Calendar

Price: 12.95 USD
For sale are my exclusive One Eff Geof's Odd Creations 2017 Wall Calendar (click ONCE for a larger image). Every month will have one or more photos of the dioramas or model build ups that are on the site. The 11" x 17" format is made of heavy stock cardboard and comes with a spiral binding. If you prefer a smaller size, I also offer a 13" x 8 1/2" desk format made of the same materials. Either size would be an attention getter in any environment! (Click ONCE on the image to get a larger view.) To purchase, the wall calendar is $12.95 plus shipping OR the desk size is $6.95 plus shipping. To order, send me an email here or at geoffreylucier@earthlink.net. I accept PayPal, checks or money orders. Act now because supplies are limited!

The Orc Slayer

Price: 129.95 USD
This is a custom made, multimedia diorama designed as a tribute to the late, great Frank Frazetta. Though not intended to model any specific piece of Frazetta's artwork, it captures the fantastic & erotic elements that made his work so distinctive and respected the world over. THIS IS NOT A KIT! Titled 'Orc Slayer", it features a beautiful warrior with her trusty hunting T-Rex dinosaur in tow. The cast resin girl stands 8 1/2 inches tall and is anatomically correct. The sword she is holding is removable should you so desire. Her snarling 'pet' T-Rex is 11 1/2 inches long and stands 4 1/2 inches at the hip. Some of you may object to the color scheme I chose for the T- Rex but if you Google 'collared lizard' and look at the images, I think you'll see I followed Nature's color scheme fairly accurately. The chain 'leash' is metal and removable. I've also included three severed orc heads (see photos) that are free standing and can be displayed as you see fit The 11" x 8 1/2" base is solid wood covered with real sand and ground foam. The other surface features, such as the statue head 'ruin', wall and plants are either resin, rigid foam or plastic. This diorama is a bit heavy with a total weight coming in just under 3 1/2 pounds so bear this in mind should you decide to purchase this unique piece. If you have an questions, please feel free to ask. I WILL ship internationally. Sorry, NO returns.

The Hell Spawn

Price: 149.95 USD
Up for sale is one of my unique, one of a kind dioramas depicting an uprising of the dead called “The Hell Spawn”. Something of a tribute to a scene from Ray Harryhausen's fantasy film classic, “Jason and the Argonauts”, it shows four of the evil undead rising from the earth and ready to battle the forces of Mankind. THIS IS NOT A KIT! The standing skeleton is just over nine inches tall and its dino-steed nearby is seven inches in height and is about eleven inches long. The dinosaur skull on which it perches is just over seven inches long and the skeleton emerging from the ground is five inches tall. The 8” X 11” diorama base is solid wood and comes from a smoke free home. Both skeletons and the dino steed's head and jaw can be re-positioned to suit your fancy (or fantasy). I WILL ship internationally. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. Sorry, no returns.

The Lizard Witch

Price: 129.95 USD
This is a custom made, multimedia diorama designed as a tribute to the late, great Frank Frazetta. Though not intended to model any specific piece of Frazetta's artwork, it captures the fantastic & erotic elements that made his work so distinctive and respected the world over. THIS IS NOT A KIT! Titled 'The Lizard Witch", it features a haunting enchantress with a multitude reptile servant/guardians in tow. The cast resin girl stands 8 1/2 inches tall and is anatomically correct. I added a removable loin cloth to spare the faint of heart. The quartz tipped staff she is holding is also removable should you so desire. There are over twenty snarling 'pets' included, the largest two are removable as are a number of the smaller ones. A few are permanently attached such as the snakes entwined about the statue head. The witch's mask is also removable to display her lovely features beneath. The 11" x 8 1/2" base is solid wood with beach sand bonded to the surface. The statue head 'ruin' is made of resin. This diorama is a bit heavy with a total weight coming in just under three pounds. If you have an questions, please feel free to ask.

The Pet

Price: 129.95 USD
This is a custom made, multimedia diorama designed as a tribute to the late, great Frank Frazetta. Though not intended to model any specific piece of Frazetta's artwork, it captures the fantastic & erotic elements that made his work so distinctive and respected the world over. THIS IS NOT A KIT! Titled 'The Pet', it features a beautiful archer with her trusty dinosaur in tow or is SHE the one in tow? You decide. The vinyl plastic girl stands 9 inches tall and is anatomically correct so bear this in mind if you have young children and wish to avoid awkward questions about, well, you know. The snarling T-Rex is 11 1/2 inches long and stands 4 1/2 inches at the hip. The arrow she is about to nock is removable should you so desire. The chain & collars linking the two are solid metal and also are removable. The 11" x 8 1/2" base is solid wood. The other surface features, such as the statue head & platform 'ruin', root and plants are either plastic, metal, plaster cloth and/or resin. If you have an questions, please feel free to ask. I WILL ship internationally. Sorry, NO returns.